Tag Archive: Mercedes

Parking Faux-Pas – How I Got Sweet Revenge

Oh, Rats

FRIDAY FUNNIES: HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW SOME PEOPLE ‘accidentally’ ding your car door with theirs when they get out of their car? It drives me batty because I treat my cars like the princess chariots that they are. Just as I exit Whole Foods, a very nice bottle of Chardonnay in hand I spot a…

Ménage à Trois – Is It Okay To Be Friends With Your Ex?

Hula Hoop

THE first thing I notice as I peek through the glass lobby door of the evening’s show venue is the lily-white skin of a woman’s bare derièrre. She has her back to me and is chatting up one of the guest in the lobby… Okay, she is wearing a teeny-tiny thong. Upon entering the lobby…