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Friday Funnies– My Crazy Horse Impersonation

Nice Glasses

LEXIE, MY BEST GIRLFRIEND has a new boyfriend,  or so she thinks and she is devising a devious plot to test  drive him. She’ll be having him run the gauntlet of friend approval. As usual, I’m first in line and since I already know him and have approved, she’s moving on to phase two of…

Exorcising Mommy – When You Start To Look Like Your Mother

Love mommy

MY FRIEND, Theresa’s eyes are searching my face for a hint of reaction, I just ran into her and noticed something was completely different. She has shorn off her magnificent long red locks and is now sporting a short ‘n’ sassy lil’ do. Most gals would have felt a touch apprehensive about diving into this…

Mirror, Mirror Off The Wall – Plastic Surgery or Italy?

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“DON’T GO UNDER the knife, go to Italy where men appreciate older women“, offers my friend Pam as we step into the convention hotel lobby in search for a much deserved glass of wine. These are words of wisdom shared by one of her female friends who recently returned from an obviously ‘lucky’ trip to Europe. Pam’s ‘go…

Korean Car Wash – Sunny Side Up Spa

Korean Lace

“I’LL TAKE the works!” I eagerly proclaim to the receptionist at the Korean Health Spa. My girlfriend, Marley has invited me along for a treatment and I’m really looking forward to a nice, relaxing massage. Maybe catch a little steam room or sauna time as well, yes-sir-ee. “You’ll love this spa, Esmée, they do a…

Ménage à Trois – Is It Okay To Be Friends With Your Ex?

Hula Hoop

THE first thing I notice as I peek through the glass lobby door of the evening’s show venue is the lily-white skin of a woman’s bare derièrre. She has her back to me and is chatting up one of the guest in the lobby… Okay, she is wearing a teeny-tiny thong. Upon entering the lobby…

Blast From The Past – Can We Really Be Just Friends?

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“ARGH, why didn’t you break up with your boyfriend before we went away!?  We could’ve… you know… I still lust for you.” Lexie, a newly divorced girlfriend indignantly recites this email snippet to me during an emergency phone pow-wow. It is the juicy part of correspondence just in from Tim, her handsome, charming male friend of…