Category Archives: Laughing

How Was My First Time? Oh Behave…

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 Belly Dance Solo YouTube Video Friday Funnies: OUR BELLY DANCE TROUPE IS UP FIRST and before I can say “shimmy this”, the next troupe is already on stage and halfway through an aerobic Macedonian jig.  We’re doing a benefit for the Martin Luther King Diversity Day show at a church and I’m enjoying the show…

Are Your Cats Psychic Too? | vet

Pretty Kitty

FRIDAY FUNNIES: MY KITTIES ARE PSYCHIC, they have an uncanny way of making themselves invisible when I’m fixing to take them to the vet. I’ve  just discreetly pulled out their cozy, blanket lined pet carriers without them seeing and poof, Louis The Lover and Miss Kitty have vamoosed. Just a minute ago Louis was lounging…

Deer Conundrum – Love ‘em or Shoot ‘em

Gardening Tools

SUNDAY SMIRK: SHORT OF GETTING A SHOTGUN I have tried just about everything to save my pretty plants from being eaten alive by deer. Our place is swarming with deer, you see. When Blue Eyes and I found this home surrounded by the natural vegetation of uninhabited land we fell in love with it. Even…

Parking Faux-Pas – How I Got Sweet Revenge

Oh, Rats

FRIDAY FUNNIES: HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW SOME PEOPLE ‘accidentally’ ding your car door with theirs when they get out of their car? It drives me batty because I treat my cars like the princess chariots that they are. Just as I exit Whole Foods, a very nice bottle of Chardonnay in hand I spot a…

The Power of Intention and The New Me

A thousand Desires

FRIDAY FUNNIES: I FINALLY DID IT. Actually, it wasn’t really me, it was the Power of Intention that did it. I got myself a pretty new car… What the heck am I clucking about, you ask? Was it not lil’ ole’ me that drove out to the dealership and drove off with shiny new wheels?…

Buccaneer Betty and the Kamikaze Cockroach

Happy Hour

FRIDAY FUNNIES: PEOPLE WATCHING is one of my favorite pastimes and as I await my promising breakfast of eggs over easy, sausages and grits at the local Nassau café during our tropical weekend scuba diving jaunt, my eyes are having a veritable field day. The Bahama Mamas are bodaciously beautiful. They give ‘shake your bootie’…

Boomer Babe Goes Sailing With Captain Bill

Lifesaver

FRIDAY FUNNIES: ‘SAILING LESSONS, that’s what I got you for your birthday”, Blue Eyes proudly declares. His face is so lit up I feel this is akin to getting La Perla lingerie for my birthday, a gift not without straps..er..strings attached. But I bite, the idea of captaining an elegant 37′ Beneteau through the Caribbean Isles does…

Power Yoga Mojo With Bryan Kest

Yoga Pose-Esmée

FRIDAY FUNNIES: CAREFULLY PLACING MY PRETTY GREEN YOGA MAT front and center of the yoga studio I eagerly await Bryan Kest, the founder of Power Yoga. He’s here for an intense weekend workshop and I’ve signed up for the whole deal. I’ve been pretzeling along to Bryan’s three part Power Yoga video series for a good…